What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 01:10

Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Dr No
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.